Our favorite CNN blowhard is at it again. In a promo evidently created to give the anchor some journalistic cred, Rick Sanchez hashes it out with his staff in their cubicles, talking about the big story of the day. He’s so real, so close to the ground, people. In the spot, stolen right out of TMZ’s estimable playbook, Rick compares the hostage situation in the Philippines to a “movie of the week.” Except movie of the weeks are actually based on real events, so maybe it could just stand on its own as a significant news development? But his producer likened it to Speed, so…we just give up.

From Twitvid (via Gawker)